LYFE IN DA FAST LANE

Laying in bed wearing leather hot pants, eating fist fulls of dry Rice Krispies and watching Khloe And Kourtney Take Miami. Found my sisters secret beer stash, shes not home....score. My hair is apparently confused and thinks that we're at a really kewl party because it looks fucking amazing right now.

-Paige's Perfect Bangs

actually, fuck all that

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