Talking Over a Soda

LYFE IN DA FAST LANE

2009-09-06T21:44:00.000-07:00

Laying in bed wearing leather hot pants, eating fist fulls of dry Rice Krispies and watching Khloe And Kourtney Take Miami. Found my sisters secret beer stash, shes not home....score. My hair is apparently confused and thinks that we're at a really kewl party because it looks fucking amazing right now.-Paige's Perfect Bangs

actually, fuck all that

2009-07-22T15:42:00.001-07:00

~~~*

2009-07-14T23:06:00.000-07:00

Accidental Hiatus

2009-07-14T20:53:00.000-07:00

I guess we both forgot we had a blog. That is likely because we are both (surprisingly) employed.

No Thx

2009-06-19T20:26:00.000-07:00

Viciously, I make history, instantly

2009-06-15T18:02:00.000-07:00

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!

2009-06-13T17:28:00.000-07:00

TWAT A GAY ENTRY!! SORRY GUYZ!

2009-06-12T19:55:00.000-07:00

Summer Planz

2009-06-03T21:54:00.000-07:00

1. Purchase plane ticket to Baton Rouge, LA via Expedia.com2. Purchase pocket knife3. Fly to Baton Rouge, LA4 Find a certain white Acura sedan5. Hide under car, on the left side6. When Alex Herpin walks over to said vehicle, stab her in the Achelles Tendon7. Return on success

American Airlines

2009-05-31T22:08:00.000-07:00

Insomnia

2009-05-28T05:27:00.001-07:00

HYPOTHETICALLY,

2009-05-26T13:03:00.000-07:00

upstairs, in the tiny empty bedroom, there is a gray and brown cat. her name is stella, and she has on a pink collar. last night she was taken from the porch of the house where she lives, and somehow ended up in our home. at first she was terrified and loudly meowed, now she is more tranquil and has eaten a little bit of the old pepperoni that i gave her. in a little bit i am going to have to

Gorgeous

2009-05-24T20:41:00.000-07:00

Tequila

2009-05-24T12:14:00.000-07:00

LISTENING TO T-PAIN AND WATCHING PAIGE SLEEP.

ONLY IN DEAMS

2009-05-23T01:53:00.001-07:00

Love,Paige

David Larkin

2009-05-20T16:01:00.001-07:00

named Link, and his friends at school were bullying him and laughing at him because his name was the same as a game character. Half a year later he was found in the kitchen with a knife. He had slit his throat. If you don't put this on 3 videos in 10 minutes, he will stab you with the knife in your neck while you're asleep.

Real Blackberry

2009-05-20T12:24:00.000-07:00

MrsAmandahBerkowski

2009-05-17T22:55:00.000-07:00

532 Ghost

2009-05-17T22:54:00.001-07:00

Way back in 1894, a little girl named Madeline Crothe was skipping through the woods when a mysterious man in black snatched her. He brought her to his house, tourtered her, and starved her to death. Send this to 6 videos in the next 30 min. and you will be safe, but if you don't... at approximately 1: 34 tonight you will wake up to see an aneorexic child holding a bloodied up knife and she will

Tales Of A 14TH Grade Nothing

2009-05-16T11:41:00.000-07:00

Last night I went to some lame party with my friends, and then i almost got beat up.

Disturbia

2009-05-14T17:14:00.001-07:00

Are you there God? It's me, Paige.

2009-05-10T23:29:00.000-07:00

YES YES YES YESSSSS

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Domestic Engineer

2009-05-08T15:04:00.000-07:00

I'll Always Be Your Housewife-Paige H.

Sand Gnatz

2009-05-08T13:29:00.001-07:00

Hate

2009-05-07T14:39:00.001-07:00

Paige Has A Twitter

2009-05-04T16:54:00.000-07:00

Madonna & Child

2009-05-04T12:11:00.001-07:00

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!

2009-05-03T23:30:00.000-07:00

http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/-paige

Maybe Just Barely Pushing The Boundaries Of Good Taste

2009-05-03T19:30:00.000-07:00

Since this is The First Entry, here are a few things about Polly and myself:WHO WE LOOK UP TO:FAV FOOD:OUR DAY JOB:FAV BOOK:WHERE WE LIVE:!!!!!!! <33333333 - Paige