HYPOTHETICALLY,

upstairs, in the tiny empty bedroom, there is a gray and brown cat. her name is stella, and she has on a pink collar. last night she was taken from the porch of the house where she lives, and somehow ended up in our home. at first she was terrified and loudly meowed, now she is more tranquil and has eaten a little bit of the old pepperoni that i gave her. in a little bit i am going to have to call the phone number on her collar and somehow explain that i found their lost cat........in my bed.